That was priceless...pretty much sums it up for me!

Happy Holidays everyone!!!

That was by far one of the funniest things i have ever read in my entire life! ohhhh man, im going to pee my pants for sure!

I LOVE THIS!!! Happy Holidays everyone!!!!

ACEDAD wrote:

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JD wrote:

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A little holiday jingle for those of us obsessed with this message board. Sung to the tune of Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow:

Oh the posts sometimes are frightful
But other times, delightful
Sat down three hours ago
Time to go, time to go, time to go

Opinions keep flip flopping
Some posts are sure eye popping
Learned things I didn't know
So and so, stole the show, way to go

Once I finally say goodnight
There I am, back online, in the 'morn
No matter who's wrong, who's right
I can't stop reading this forum

Though the posts can be quite spiteful
For the most part they're delightful
Seasons greetings, friends (and foes)
Ho ho ho, gotta go, signed Jane Doe

Happy Holidays Everyone!

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Bravo! Bravo! Encore!

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Thanks for all the compliments, it was fun to write. I'm working on a new one ... "twas the week before Nationals and all through the gym..." Have a great holiday season!

I just wanted to bring this topic back to the top again. ;0

lol, well actually I was just kidding, but I decided to try a first attempt (twas the night...). I forgot how long that poem was, so this is a much abbreviated version. It came out kind of corny, but hopefully it still rings true for most of us. Feel free to add more (or delete some!), it can be a group project.

Twas the night before Nationals and all through the gym
Our stunts were all falling, our chances looked grim
The bases were holding our flyers with care
In hopes that tomorrow they'll stay in the air

I watched as a tumbler fell on her head
Our coach was not happy, her face, it was red
The routine's not working, too tired perhaps
So coach sent us home, said we all needed naps

While lying there thinking what could be the matter
Depressed that our chances of winning will shatter
Saddened our season will end in a flash
My head hit the pillow, I started to crash

I suddenly woke to a sound growing near
It was so familiar, it sounds like our cheer
This guy, he was moving real lively and quick
A red suit and beard, it must be St. Nick

He reached in his bag, and called out my name
He gave me a picture in some cute cheer frame
There's Brandon and Jenny, Samantha and Westin
Julie and Ashley, Amanda and Kristin
Those were my teammates, then he named them all
He said they're what matters, not trophies on walls

These moments together will soon pass you by
So treasure these memories money can't buy
So what if you don't win, stop feeling so blue
You'll have lasting friendships when your season's through

Well I knew he was right, every word that he said
I gave him a cookie, then headed to bed
Then I heard him yell out as he flew out of sight
"Go Santa, go Santa, go RED, go WHITE"

Wish I had more time to work on it, it's a start anyway. Happy holidays everyone!

I loved it and it is so cute. It made me all warm and fuzzy inside You are so creative.