I can't stand people who cannot spare 7.2 seconds of their lives to put their shopping cart in the designated area in the parking lot that says "Carts Here".
ps. Tamara...the Costco story, that's hilarious. The fact that she didn't say, "My husband has a lot of stuff, are you sure its okay" kills me. Please tell me you said something about only letting her in front because you thought she had just movie tickets...
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"I have no time to converse with you, I must be first to register my disgust on the internet regarding the new McBane film" - Comic Book Guy
I can't stand people who cannot spare 7.2 seconds of their lives to put their shopping cart in the designated area in the parking lot that says "Carts Here".
ps. Tamara...the Costco story, that's hilarious. The fact that she didn't say, "My husband has a lot of stuff, are you sure its okay" kills me. Please tell me you said something about only letting her in front because you thought she had just movie tickets...
But if they put the cart's back they may lose a pound. or they could be late getting to starbucks.
AT&T MORE BARS WHATEVER! I HATE WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT CALL ON YOUR CELL (AT&t) AND YOU LOSE YOUR CONNECTION..... AND THE DAMN COMMERCIAL COMES ON RIGHT AFTER THAT LOL
Nelson - Nope, speaking would have ruined my whole stunned speechless thing I had going.
Nosebag - I know we're not supposed to comment on other's gripes, but I just don't feel it's fair that Danny gets to use the same gripe. And Danny, don't try and tell me the first time you were griping about a dog's menstrual cycle cuz I just don't buy it!
I don't hate cat's I just prefer doggies. They are so cuddly and they always want to please you. Most cat's that I have met are kinda like "Touch me not" They are kinda stuck up. The only cat that I liked was my cat Uncle Barbara because he was just like a dog. he always wanted to be where I was and always liked to curl up with me.
Nelson - Nope, speaking would have ruined my whole stunned speechless thing I had going.
Nosebag - I know we're not supposed to comment on other's gripes, but I just don't feel it's fair that Danny gets to use the same gripe. And Danny, don't try and tell me the first time you were griping about a dog's menstrual cycle cuz I just don't buy it!
Yes I also don't feel it is fair for Danny to be able to use the same gripe. So what should we do to him ? Muahhh
Im sure the china man at the restaurant would like them
I don't hate cat's I just prefer doggies. They are so cuddly and they always want to please you. Most cat's that I have met are kinda like "Touch me not" They are kinda stuck up. The only cat that I liked was my cat Uncle Barbara because he was just like a dog. he always wanted to be where I was and always liked to curl up with me.
Oh this topic is SO ME... Did you create this for me? Lord, I could write a book.
Ok, my first and foremost is COMMON SENSE. It is a rare thing. If I weren't 40 years old, I would be saying "DUH" to so many people. Smacking them up side the head would make me feel soooooooo good!!!
Not using your blinker. Do you think it's for show? It really serves a purpose.
If you miss your turnoff or turn, GO TO THE NEXT ONE. But please stop trying to kill me.
The lines on the road MEAN SOMETHING. They actually tell you what to do. Pay attention.
Moving your s**t from one room to another does not mean you cleaned. Why on earth do people in this house think I want to clean something AGAIN.
When I say to do something, I'm not asking you who did it, why they did it wrong, or any other question you can come up with. I am TELLING YOU TO DO SOMETHING. Do it now and say, "OK".
When I'm sleeping, waking me up is my permission to kill you. If you happen to live through it, consider yourself very lucky. ESPECIALLY if I'm woken up to "STOOOPPPPP ITTTTTTT!!!!!" That is grounds for torture before death.
School should NOT start before 10am. Whomever came up with the idea of starting High School at 7am never had teenagers. It is physically IMPOSSIBLE for them to function before 10am and go to bed before 11pm. If school went from 10 to 4 or 5, the world would be a much happier place.
Want a drivers license? You should be required to have a job for 3 months BEFORE you get your permit and you MUST ride your bike for those 3 months. IN THE SUMMER AND RAIN. Oh yea, imagine how appreciative our kids would be. Imagine how my 3 kids feel right now having a job and no car. All 3 are saving up for insurance for their cars right now and can't WAIT till that day. They will be 3 VERY VERY appreciative kids.
Parents: Just because I don't go to work like you do doesn't mean I don't work. I have 5 kids, 4 of which I still have at home. I drive EVERYWHERE. This doesn't mean I can drive your kid too. Gas is $4 a gallon right now. Yes, I pay for my gas too.
Parents: YOUR KIDS ARE DRINKING ALCOHOL AT THAT PARTY. THERE IS ALCOHOL AT THAT HOUSE THEY ARE AT. WAKE UP. My husband is going to be calling you one of these nights if you don't.
No, I don't drive like a manaic or disobey the law just because I know every cop in the city. Quite the opposite actually. If I got pulled over, EVERYONE would know. Cops are worse than teenage girls. They gossip like CRAZY. I don't need to give my husband that embarassment. Yes they would take care of my kid in a bad situation. But she KNOWS that it's her DAD who's going to show up at that party and she CAN'T hide stuff. She's under a microscope more than you would imagine. And she's reminded of this OFTEN.
Oh yea, one huge plus... when we are having a party at our house, calling the cops only invites more people over. Nice try though....
Ok, that's it for the next hour.... hehehehehehe kidding
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OC Mom, Mom of 5 great kids! A cheerleader/softball player, a RETIRED cheerleader, a football/baseball player, 1 Airman and future Police Officer and one college student!