THURSDAYS GRIPES

Date: Fri Apr 18 9:15 PM, 2008

RE: THURSDAYS GRIPES

Tamara · cheergyms.com Master Poster

Anonymous wrote:
tamara what team are you on?

I'm not on a team, I'm a parent of an ex-cheerleader

Date: Sat Apr 19 7:32 AM, 2008

Oh okay!! Hello Tamara! =)

CheeRacerMom · Veteran Member

How about the family that insisted we get a dog and me being the only objection and now I'm the one stuck at home every weekend taking care of the stupid thing, not to mention the daily feedings, monthly vet visits and trips to the groomer. What's up with that???

Danny · Senior Member

How bout dogs.....period

Nelson · Senior Member

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Lady W:. Thank you for welcoming me to the OC. I'm really enjoying it down here

Jodi · Senior Member

DOGS RULE DANNY!!!!!!! Just wait to see what you are getting for your birthday!

CheeRacerMom · Veteran Member

Danny wrote:

How bout dogs.....period

Danny, I knew I loved you!

Date: Mon Apr 21 10:19 AM, 2008

How bout this...

The dog has eaten all of his kibbles n bits or whatever the heck we spend $25 dollars for and when I dig in the bag of food to refill his bowl we're all out. (Let's not even get started on why the empty bag was still sitting there.) So because my kids love this beast (j/k he's cute) I give him human food to get through the day til the next feeding. I'm tired and exhausted but I brave the elements to go to the store to pick up more animal food (j/k it was about 70 outside)...come home...fill up the bowl with a hearty amount...but he doesnt want it - He wants more HUMAN FOOD!

I give up!!!

Date: Mon Apr 21 11:01 AM, 2008

I have a little chahuahua and she jumps on my lap and scratches at my chest whenever I am wearing a zippered hoodie. I have too unzip it and let her in. I can walk around the house all day with the dog sleeping in my hoodie.

Date: Mon Apr 21 11:33 AM, 2008

I LOVE my dogs but i just wish they would learn how 2 go potty on the toilet like humans..i mean is that much to ask?? jk lol I mean the dreaded rushed morning walk is just the WORST!

CheeRacerMom · Veteran Member

Just got this e-mail and thought you would enjoy...
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-- Edited by CheeRacerMom at 15:13, 2008-04-21

Pixie · Senior Member

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Too funny!!!!