I would like to set the record straight-

Pixie's Twinkle toes has not been aqcuired nor merged with any other gym.  We have formed "partnerships" with several gyms that are trying to field teams that can place well at Worlds.  Any Cheerleader from these partnered gyms may compete on PTT's level 5 "World Domination" team.  We will have full squad double-punch-double-whip-doubles.

As for our choreography - I have to say that I am flattered to see everyone copy it.

EVERYONE at PTT is happy because:
1. Not one family has paid their bills this season and we let them get away with it!
2. Our level 3 team (made up of entirely L5's) was undefeated - despite only throwing L2 skill
3. We know all the skeletons that every judge in the US has hidden - therefore they are afraid to score us poorly
4. We add 40 practices the week before competitions
5. No one is required to come to practice - EVER.
6. EVERYONE gets an individual award at the end of the year banquet (Which is held at the Ritz in Paris - Price is included in tuition)

We have never lost anyone to "gym-hopping" (Guido the Killer Pimp has everyone's contact info - as well as their friend's and family.)

Tamara, I am saddened by your need to sling mud in our direction. We at PTT only wish the best for you and your sad, sad group of pathetic wannabe cheerleaders.


-- Edited by Pixie at 12:40, 2008-04-11

It's really quite funny how you all keep talking about us over hear at PTT.
Do we recruit athletes from other gym's  OF COARSE WE DO.

As far as our uniforms are concerned. It is just a rumor that they are going to be full uniforms. ACTUALLY we are not wearing any uniforms at all WE ARE GOING COMMANDO.

To those of you who love to say you are # 3431 NOPE we are ! AND we have no worlds bids to prove it.

Signed

Guido

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im sooo confused..... is this just a topic making fun of all the drama. lol

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i don't know the cheer world is so representative of the real world.  is it real or is it fake?  lol

I would just like to state for the record that Tamara's Elite Flyers do not pay off the judges!  We...darn it!...They don't need to, their performances are all the payment the judges need.

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Tamara wrote:

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I would just like to state for the record that Tamara's Elite Flyers do not pay off the judges!  We...darn it!...They don't need to, their performances are all the payment the judges need.

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That's not what I heard.

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Well clearly you heard wrong.  I think that's why Tamaar came on here and stated the truth.  This is supposed to be the thread that bashes PTT, not TEF (the rockinest gym there ever could be).

With the surge of cheer parents buying "Hooked on Phonics" since 2:40 today the company has been able to drop the price to $.50 now

We do NOT use steroids AND WE HAVE NO ROIDS

anybody have any Preperation H

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We do NOT use steroids AND WE HAVE NO ROIDS

anybody have any Preperation H

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Oh the poor uneducated people of the world.  You have to use the contextual clues in a sentence to be able to properly infer the appropriate usage of a word.  Clearly the original poster was using roids as a shortened version of steroids, not hemorrhoids.

And PTT do use steroids...look it up on youtube.  It's there for everyone to see.

I saw the youtube performance of PTT and I just threw up a little in my mouth.