I feel your pain. The middle age spread seems to have taken hold of my butt and won't let go. I keep whacking at that spread---and it has a death grip!! I'm thinking about taking up a collection for a butt-reduction!! There are plenty of teenagers who don't have a butt, who I would gladly give some of mine to!!!
Add me to the club. BBJ or BBC sounds like a good acronym. And maybe we can take the lead from CPGB and hijack Topics if they go to the dark side. That way we can make sure we are sitting on our butts and living up to our club name!
Ok correct me if I'm wrong, but Big Butts is positive??? Wow, what a concept! hehehehehehehe and all this time I spend trying to cover it up!! I saw a tshirt once that was sooooo funny...
Makeup can't cover a fat **ss.
I seriously was laughing to myself considering I am in THAT club! It's so wrong but oh so funny.
I have no idea where it came from. It was on some guy sitting in a McDonalds down here. I just thought it was hysterical. Probably cause it's so true.
and I was thinking about it more and I am pretty sure it said,,,
"No amount of makeup can cover a fat a**" Oh so funny.
I guess I could just make it but could you imagine me wearing it? And I don't wear makeup! Oh man. The looks I would get. Probably wouldn't be good ones.
