Actually the keebler elves called me asking about you... They said something about having a taller, bald spokesperson. I guess they're trying that whole "get a goofy looking guy who plays golf to advertise and maybe people will think it's funny and buy the cookies..." I told them that getting you might be going to far but I guess they're willing to try anything cause they've seriously gone downhill after I left over that whole 'loose pay for every inch after 4 feet that you are...'
